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A deadbeat "dad" who tried to re-enter your life and then asked for money.
That boss who didn't give you a raise.
The sister who forgot your fucking birthday. AGAIN.
Ever wanted to say 'Thanks' but honestly not really? Tell their asses. Send your most insincere gratitude. This is perfect for those who deserve sarcasm and disappointment. Be vague, be anonymous, skip the message, or sign your name!
Comes in three options:
Direct: We'll send it from us directly to your Asshole, traditional postcard style. You can include a message - or not.
Direct in Envelope: We'll send it from us directly to your Asshole in an envelope. This protects it from whatever fucked up shit USPS might do to it. (We love them though.) You can include a message.
To You: We'll send it to you in an envelope, stamped and ready to drop in the mail with your own handwritten message.
Add a random sticker for $1.00. Available with envelope shipping.
A deadbeat "dad" who tried to re-enter your life and then asked for money.
That boss who didn't give you a raise.
The sister who forgot your fucking birthday. AGAIN.
Ever wanted to say 'Thanks' but honestly not really? Tell their asses. Send your most insincere gratitude. This is perfect for those who deserve sarcasm and disappointment. Be vague, be anonymous, skip the message, or sign your name!
Comes in three options:
Direct: We'll send it from us directly to your Asshole, traditional postcard style. You can include a message - or not.
Direct in Envelope: We'll send it from us directly to your Asshole in an envelope. This protects it from whatever fucked up shit USPS might do to it. (We love them though.) You can include a message.
To You: We'll send it to you in an envelope, stamped and ready to drop in the mail with your own handwritten message.
Add a random sticker for $1.00. Available with envelope shipping.
A deadbeat "dad" who tried to re-enter your life and then asked for money.
That boss who didn't give you a raise.
The sister who forgot your fucking birthday. AGAIN.
Ever wanted to say 'Thanks' but honestly not really? Tell their asses. Send your most insincere gratitude. This is perfect for those who deserve sarcasm and disappointment. Be vague, be anonymous, skip the message, or sign your name!
Comes in three options:
Direct: We'll send it from us directly to your Asshole, traditional postcard style. You can include a message - or not.
Direct in Envelope: We'll send it from us directly to your Asshole in an envelope. This protects it from whatever fucked up shit USPS might do to it. (We love them though.) You can include a message.
To You: We'll send it to you in an envelope, stamped and ready to drop in the mail with your own handwritten message.
Add a random sticker for $1.00. Available with envelope shipping.